Yeah… We Said It…. Your “Johnson” Might Stop Working…

Sagging pants is all about fashion for teens and twenty- somethings, but in this case fashion can hurt, and more than just your pride…

Could this be a trend that comes back and bite wearers in the proverbial butt when they get older? The answer haunted us…

Citing a two-year study by the National American Medical Association, led by Dr. Mark Oliver Mansbach, the study concluded that the continuous wearing of sagging pants severely impacts sexual performance, among other health issues.

*Whispers* Might want to put on your crash helmet…

“In our study we discovered that sagging pants wearers are 70% more likely to prematurely ejaculate during intercourse,” says Mansbach. “75-82% of the men who wear saggy pants have some sort of sexual dysfunction which can be traced back to the constant mis-aligning of their hips and lower torso from the gait that’s symptomatic of sagging pants.”

WHAAAT?

Further, Mansbach found that because of the machismo associated with Hip Hop, gang and urban culture most men will keep the problem hidden. They mask their sexual inadequacy by displaying fits of anger and nihilistic behavior toward each other and toward women who they can not please. “It’s the dirty little secret in urban communities that no one wants to talk about,” Mansbach said.

As with any body part, a lack of blood flow means little to no oxygen from blood, no nutrients, and no cleansing of toxins. Long-term reduced blood circulation can result in bodily harm. For men, this means sexual performance issues and impaired urine flow. This situation can also lead to problems with the bladder, kidneys and prostate. It could even eventually have the effect of shriveling of the organs. For diabetics, this could mean gangrene and possible amputation.

I just would like to reiterate… shriveling of organs? 

And that’s not all…Sagging pants can compress the lateral femoral cutaneous (LFC) nerve, which runs down your thigh. The constant pressure on the LFC nerve might cause it to go into overdrive and start registering pain prematurely, a medical condition called meralgia paresthetica. This serious neurological disorder can cause numbness of the leg, stinging pain, oversensitivity to heat and even atrophied leg tissue, in some cases.

For these young men who are walking around with their pants sagging, they can rest assured there’s going to be an epidemic of hip replacements among them, because of the way they have to alter their gait to swing their legs to keep those pants up, they are wearing the hip joints out.

In our research, we have received an overwhelming response from medical professionals witnessing  an increase among the number of patients with problems directly related to wearing baggy pants or sagging pants. Many fail to realize in order to keep their pants from falling down, you are forced to walk in an awkward manner. You rotate your legs inwardly at the knees and turn your feet outward to keep balance. This creates bad posture. Walking this way can also lead to hip degeneration and lower back problems. Further, rotating your legs like this everyday can lead to life-long knee misalignments and bunions.

Is sagging your pants worth a limp noodle? We will keep you all updated in future releases…